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Joke of the Day
"Steven Tyler is quitting American Idol after two seasons! I sure am going to miss that old lady!!!"
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"What's a ghost's favorite sexual act? A boooooooooooobjob"
"If Rob Ford was a duck what he would be smoking? Quack"
"Your mother is so ugly..... That when she fought Scorpion in Mortal Kombat, he yelled, ""Get over there!"""
"Sometimes, eating is very similar to driving. You trust stale greens"
"What's the difference between purple and pink? The grip. "
"Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don't like Dick's."
"Cop: do you know why I pulled u over? Me: yeah, I was going like 120 back there Cop:.... Me:.. Cop: sir, your tailamp is out Me:..."
"How did the underage mathematician get drunk? He put his root beer in a square glass"
"it's party time let's dance !"