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Joke of the Day

"Your mother is so ugly..... That when she fought Scorpion in Mortal Kombat, he yelled, ""Get over there!"""

"If you've been unemployed for a while, update your resume to say youve been a Blockbuster manager for the last decade. HOW WOULD THEY KNOW!?"

"What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday? to be alone with his thots"

"Ironically, the Boogeyman was a terrible dancer."

"Did you hear about the baker's son? He was in-bred."

"There's only two things I hate... Size queens and small dicks."

"I pay all my bills in loose coins... I've been told to change my ways."

"When humorists pole-dance it's called a comic strip."

"I don't agree with all the critics towards priests nowadays. They are actually the only ones who slow down with their car when near a school."

"I'm confused Wait... maybe I'm not"