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Joke of the Day
"How did the underage mathematician get drunk? He put his root beer in a square glass"
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"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Walkout"
"Look At Me Darling Man Looked His Naked Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife Man: ""Look 70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite"" Wife Smiled And Reply: ""But Shame On The 5cm Fuse"""
"Never met a teenager driving a luxury car that I didn't hate."
"My 'Mom Voice' was so loud even the neighbors washed their hands and cleaned their rooms."
"What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese? Khaloumi."
"""Your lifeguard resume is just a pic of David Hasselhoff"" I feel it says all u need to know about me ""He's drunk with a cheeseburger"" Yes"
"What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell? Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a /r/til post by /u/laurelwraith"
"What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary? Shredded tweet."
"What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink? Coke."