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Joke of the Day
"Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don't like Dick's."
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"My doctor diagnosed me with severe lack of observation. That came out of nowhere."
"A dog walks into a bar and says I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
"""Cool hand, Luke."" - Darth Vader, enviously"
"They say Republicans are toxic and Democrats are stupid. And they're right. Just kidding they're fags."
"Give a toddler a crayon and he will eat that crayon. Teach him how to color and he will eat more crayons."
"What do you call a gay Jew? He-blew"
"I tried to eat a clock... ...but it was very time consuming."
"SHHHHH!!!!!!! I just got followed by a Jehovah Witness. All of you keep quiet and pretend we aren't home..."
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands"