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Joke of the Day

"What's a ghost's favorite sexual act? A boooooooooooobjob"

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"Why was Hitler bad at math? Because could never find the Final Solution."
"Jury duty [Burps] Wow, excuse me. Judge: You're excu-STOP THAT!"
"What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims? Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly You can't jelly your cock in her ass"
"You know why the swimming events are so popular at the 2016 Olympics?.... Because Brazilians rarely get too see clean water"
"Warning: objects in your rear may feel larger than they they appear."
"Why is it difficult to punish vampires? They can't reflect on what they've done."
"What's the difference between Bono and Jesus? Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono."
"""Can you make me look like this?"" *shows hairdresser a picture of fire*"