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Joke of the Day

"Per Wikipedia, there are two kinds of scorpions. One can sting and kill you like a spider, the other can sing and rock you like a hurricane"

"How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian."

"You hear about the fishing prostitute ? Heard she was a real hooker."

"There is nothing wrong with drinking while pregnant... ...my wife drank through all five months of her pregnancy."

"What idiot called it ""leaving right after sex"" and not ""nuts and bolts""?"

"You want to know the only thing wrong with rap music? It doesn't have a C in front of it."

"A man goes to join the navy Instructor- Do you know how to swim? Man-wait...they don't provide ships?"

"How do you reuse a condom? You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."

"OFFICER DOWN I REPEAT WE HAVE AN OFFICER DOWN. I'm fine just down for whatever. Dancing or something fun."

"I went to a feminist picknick today... ...it was great, apart from the fact that no-one made any sandwiches."