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Joke of the Day
"What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent? Thanks for opening my mind."
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"What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles? Diez nuts!"
"My daughter hit me with this one while preparing for dinner Why did the table love playing volleyball? Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother."
"How many penises it takes to satisfy president Obama? One, his own."
"Whats Marios favorite type of jeans? denim denim denim!"
"What did the frustrated cannibal do? Threw his hands up"
"I can turn anything into a boomerang just by throwing it straight up"
"[Request] Not sure if this is the right subreddit I am looking for some funyun jokes, it is for school."
"When someone texts ""whatcha doin"" after midnight the appropriate response is ""someone else"" even if you're just eatin' pizza all alone."
"Just before I die, I'm going to change my name to OFF'. That way, when the hearse is driving to the church, it will have displayed on top of my coffin in flowers: R.I.P. OFF"