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Joke of the Day
"What happened when five fat French men got in the lifeboat? Cinq."
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"Buy followers? No thanks. I'm married so I spend enough money on people I don't talk to"
"What's a chiropractor's busiest day? Throwback Thursday."
"What did they priest say when he got censered? Holy smoke!"
"Sorry your dad died. Here's a card with a waterfall on it"
"This morning i had an eye opening expereince. Damn alarm clock"
"Want to get really stoned? Commit adultery in Iran."
"Here in California Catholics use non-fat, high fiber communion wafers. They call them ""I can't believe it's not Jesus"""
"If you stare at a 6 year old when they're eating a banana split, they hold it real close and eat faster."
"Half the time, I just want to respond to an ELI5 thread with ""I'll tell you when you're older."""