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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant."
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"I recently broke up with my long term Japanese girlfriend... She didn't seem to understand so I had to drop the bomb on her twice."
"""SIRI, WHERE'S THE REMOTE?"" -- ""SIRI, BRING ME A BEER!"" -- ""SIRI, WHERE'S MY DINNER?"" -- Wife: ""She's either deaf, or had sex with you too."""
"What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm? 'Come and look at the rain dear.'"
"Can woman make man a millionaire? Yes, if he is a billionaire"
"A buddhist monk is watching TV Another monks come in and says, ""What are you watching?"" The monk replies, ""Nothing."""
"I asked my wife what would be the best way to get rid of our son's hiccups. She said, ""Stick on your priest costume."""
"Four years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"The text says it all It all"
"Two guys walk into a bar. Which was dumb, because the second one should have ducked!"