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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a pitbull and a hooker? Your last blowjob."
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"What's the rudest kind of elf? A go fuck yours-elf"
"How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , ""A man once told me... """
"Why did Jim die from eating at an Italian restaurant? Because he asked for 'ebola spaghetti'"
"I live in a glass house and my back door is a jar"
"""Honey, don't try to feed ice cream to the Christmas tree,"" is a thing I literally just said."
"Hey, did you all hear about the Muslim space program? Yeah, me neither."
"What's the difference between America any yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture."
"What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot? A Walkie Talkie"
"Never ever... Never trust a midget that tells you your wife's hair smells nice."