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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a pitbull and a hooker? Your last blowjob."

"Remember ladies, Christmas is over if you sit on a strangers lap now and ask for stuff it's because you're a whore."

"Katt williams lost a fight to a 7th grader. This was not the first time he looked like a complete idiot in front of a crowd."

"Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them."

"So I was thinking while taking the biggest dump of my life... and I just feel so empty inside."

"Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28 and her other arm is just as big!"

"I have an archaeology exam tomorrow And it doesn't matter if I pass or fail because either way... My future's in ruins."

"What's the difference between a cunt punch and fisting? pants"

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Well neither have they."

"*gets taste of own medicine* Yep this is my medicine"