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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between America any yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture."

"And so, Jesus said unto Peter ""Come forth and win yourself eternal glory"" But Peter came fifth and won himself a toaster"

"One thing I've learned about pizza jokes... It's all in the delivery."

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches and a peeping Tom watches snatches"

"What's the good word? Legs. Spread the word."

"imagine treating the ask a swede hotline like a sex hotline... ""so, what are you wearing?"" ""sensible athletic wear, yah!"" ""ughhhhhhhh."""

"What do you call a basement full of progressives? A whine cellar."

"At what age do you think it's appropriate... ...to tell a highway it's adopted?"

"People don't like my jokes. People don't like my jokes, and that's fine because I'm not punny."

"Christmas always sucked when I was a kid... I believed in Santa Claus, and unfortunately, so did my parents."