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Joke of the Day
"What's the rudest kind of elf? A go fuck yours-elf"
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"Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him? Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY."
"How does a Nazi high five? Up heil, down low!"
"My pet butterfly got a tattoo of my lower back"
"What's a Saudis favourite drink? Milk sheikh"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. No pubes."
"What language does gay Jesus speak? Heblew"
"Life is about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present."
"Always Drive Drunk That way, if you get into an accident, at least you are drunk."