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Joke of the Day
"What's the rudest kind of elf? A go fuck yours-elf"
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"Sometimes people suck the life out of me like there's a prize at the bottom."
"Been reading about instinctive behaviors. Apparently, my natural reaction to seeing an attractive woman is a Fixed Action Pattern (in short, FAP)."
"What do you call a cheat sheet you use for a Philosophy test? A Nietzsche-t sheet!"
"A man walks into a bar... Looks like it hurt."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! An author ! An author who ? An author joke like this and I'm off !"