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Joke of the Day
"Never ever... Never trust a midget that tells you your wife's hair smells nice."
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"What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?? . In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time."
"How do you know a girl is into you? Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't."
"What type of fruit can you not eat just one of? A Pair!"
"What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child? Herder"
"How come lesbians can't be vegan? They all eat pussy."
"Best pickup line ever Girl are you a gorilla exhibit because I'm about to drop a baby in you?"
"I like my coffee like I like my women, black and from the gas station up the street."
"A classic Tommy Cooper gag * I said to the gym teacher: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' * He said: 'How flexible are you?' * I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.'"""
"I call my bedroom the place where the magic happens' because it's where I make my self-respect disappear."