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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jim die from eating at an Italian restaurant? Because he asked for 'ebola spaghetti'"
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"Walking dead spoiler alert. There are zombies and they like to try & eat people but the people are like ""nuh uh zombie, we don't want that"""
"I heard Reddit opened its own restaurant... The food is great, but the servers are always down."
"""I'm having a public meltdown!!"" - A Snowman, maybe."
"Are people who write ""prolly"" rather than ""probably"" just lazy, completely illiterate, or do they actually think that's a word?"
"Being an ice cream delivery guy must be a cool job."
"How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches."
"I remember when my grad father first got his pace maker Every time he would go to use the microwave he would piss his pants and forget who he was for about an half an hour or so."
"Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your own two ears."
"Remember when Muhammad Ali died? Yeah, neither does he."