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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Canadians and Americans? 100 pounds."
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"What's long and black? The unemployment line"
"I was so close to a threesome last night Only fell 2 people short"
"What's the difference between Santa Clause and a Pedophile? Nothing, they both like to unload their sacks while pleasuring children."
"Why did the kid steal the fan? He wanted to be cool."
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"I recently dated a slutty check with a brain fetish. The experience was mindblowing!"
"This year's election is a joke. I for one, find it Hillary-ous."
"i argued with the parrot at the pet store until it got sold away and the guy who bought it wouldnt let me in his car. that means i won"