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Joke of the Day
"I recently dated a slutty check with a brain fetish. The experience was mindblowing!"
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"What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits? Melon and Broccoli!"
"What do you call one-tenth of a bell? A Decibell."
"DOG COP: sir, you ran a gray light DOG DRIVER: it was gray! COP: no, it was gray! DRIVER: gray! COP: *starts barking* DRIVER: *barking*"
"What do firemen and Eastern European prostitutes have in common? They both go down on poles."
"What's the difference between my broken watch and a lesbian? My watch hasn't got a strap on."
"I was having trouble understanding the importance of the computer mouse... And then it clicked."
"Disney owns Miramax, so the gimp from ""Pulp Fiction"" is technically a Disney Princess."
"What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter."
"What did one earthquake say to the other? .... .... Was that your fault or mine?"