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Joke of the Day
"Why did the kid steal the fan? He wanted to be cool."
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"Why are math books useless? Because they are full of problems."
"Did you hear about the baker that failed at making white bread? It went a rye."
"What do a crematorium and an auditorium have in common? It's apparently frowned upon to jerk off in either."
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss... but you won't miss. You've trained your whole life for this. Take the shot. Kill the moon."
"Marry someone shorter than you so you can hide all the good snacks on the top shelf."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? racial prejudice"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through something so small?"""
"[my 1st day at press conference sign language translator job I lied on my resume to get] ME: *does Madonna's Vogue choreography for 45 min*"
"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'll serve you, but don't start anything."""