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Joke of the Day
"Why did the kid steal the fan? He wanted to be cool."
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"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere."
"An American bartender, an African bartender and an Asian bartender walk into a bar. And they start working right away. Damn, what a busy night.(:"
"A man walks in to a bar... And murders all the redditers who have Posted a man walks in to a bar joke. Ouch"
"What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer"
"If you hear someone sing Jingle Bells and you don't respond with Batman smells then I don't wanna be friends with you."
"Hey Jerry Sandusky! What's the best thing about sex with twenty nine year olds? There's twenty of them!"
"If you see a guy in an executioner's hood feeding a deer into a Coinstar today just let me do my thing."
"My superpower is getting behind the person who is obviously refinancing their mortgage at the ATM."
"Why is B so cool? Because it is next to the AC"