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Joke of the Day
"What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is!"
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"Domestic abuse joke I went to a restaurant the other night and my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered real slow because obviously she can't listen."
"Protip: if your date is going to throw a drink at your face, at least open your mouth, because hey, free drink."
"How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish."
"What's different between Trump and the Lannisters? A Lannister always pays his debts."
"Being baptized is like having antivirus for a PC It helps protect you from consequences of sinning going forward (but not guaranteed)"
"If you're purchasing a Dollar Store pregnancy test, I think we both know you can't afford a positive."
"What is the most awkward name a gay person can have? Christian"
"Chris Brown was the director of what film? Sucker Punch"
"'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail."