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Joke of the Day

"What did Samsung say after Apple came out of the closet? But I'm gayer and water resistant!"

"What is metallic and if enters through your eye can kill you? A train"

"2 Muslims walk into a bar. The bar explodes."

"I got stuck in a tornado once It sucked"

"I work in a deli and put my cock in the bagel slicer. I got fired... ... and so did she."

"Yo mama is so hairy... ...She doesn't have a bush, she has a whole damn rain forest."

"Seeing another person with synesthesia... is like music to my eyes."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up."

"An illusionist was driving down the street and he turned into a driveway"

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