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Joke of the Day
"Why were the mountain climber's parents disappointed in him? He was always high! ^(I'm sorry)"
Next Joke
"I'd like to personally invite Conan to bring his entire show to Nebraska. We can work out details later."
"If by ""eat clean"" you mean ""donuts in the shower"", then yes - I eat clean."
"Tom Cruise has never starred in a movie where his character description didn't include the word ""hotshot."""
"The tree and the wind. What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind? I went out on a limb."
"I met a girl who said she wanted to be a mortician... ""Yeah!"" she exclaimed, ""The job market for morticians is really great right now, despite what people say about it being a dying career."""
"Why doesnt justin bieber shop at Sports Authority? Cause he prefers Dicks."
"What kind of sweets do trucks like? Lorrypops."
"That's a nice ham you've got there... ... it'd be a shame if somebody put an 's' at the front and an 'e' at the end."
"Just saw a friend I haven't seen in 5 years ...he says: ""I still use your Netflix password!"""