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Joke of the Day
"What is metallic and if enters through your eye can kill you? A train"
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"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You think it'd be R but it be the C"
"kicked out of church. I yelled ""YEAH WE ""HAVE A MARIA"", SHE'S MY AUNT, WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING IT WEIRD"". mustve gotten too close 2 the truth"
"A termite walks into a bar... And he says, ""where is the bartender?"""
"How to get holy water? Boiling the hell out of it"
"Can I go out and do drugs tonight dad? EXCUSE ME?! *sighs* MAY I go out and do drugs tonight dad *snaps newspaper* that's better"
"What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat? Her miscarriage."
"Want to know how the Cold War was ended? It was with Robotussin and space heaters."
"Do scientists know how Ebola effects white people yet?"
"I put my pants on just like everyone else: reluctantly."