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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up."
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"How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head? If it's red on top, fire in the hole."
"Why did the chubby kidney doctor go to the weather convention? He heard they were looking for meaty urologists."
"ME: do dogs think we have three mouths because we pick stuff up with our hands? VET: where exactly is your dog ME: he's uh coming later"
"I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger Then it hit me"
"A baby seal walks into a club. buh dum tssss."
"TIFU by posting a joke online... You had already reddit."
"Just had an interview with a girl with a lazy eye. So I just had an interview with a girl with a lazy eye....didn't know what eye to look at.....so I just stared at her tits."
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair."
"[overhears wife complaining about me on phone] he's always overreacting and making a mess *spits chocolate milk everywhere* ARE YOU SERIOUS?"