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Joke of the Day

"Seeing another person with synesthesia... is like music to my eyes."

"Two detectives are at a crime scene. They locate a briefcase that is vital evidence to the investigation. One of the detectives says to the other ""It's an open-and-shut case""."

"Why is George Bush in bed every night by 9:10? Because nothing good happens after 9:11."

"Whats the resemblance between a prostitute and bungee jumping? You enjoy them both untill the rubber snaps."

"I went to the gym and did a negative pullup today. It was a letdown."

"If homosexuals come out of the closet, do necrophiliacs come out of the casket?"

"Did you know that Will Smith is a black smith?"

"I would make a fitness joke But it just wouldn't work out.."

"i may be single but at least im gettin f*cked financially!"

"It is a little known fact that the Bermuda Triangle used to be called the Bermuda Rectangle.Until one side mysteriously disappeared."