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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is so hairy... ...She doesn't have a bush, she has a whole damn rain forest."
Next Joke
"[yelling to the person i'm dancing with at the club] I HAVE SLEEP APNEA"
"Yo mama jokes Here you can tell yo mama jokes"
"Funny how old trash yards always have so much razor wire on the fence If I want that trash bad enough no amount of razors will stop me"
"Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward."
"To all you ladder manufacturers, I got something to tell you. Step it up!"
"Did you hear about the carpenter with no legs? He was a handyman."
"Trust us: the feminine form of 'ghostbuster' is 'ghostbuster'."
"YOU make some noise. You're the one with the band and the microphone."
"What do kids like to eat in the playground? Recess Pieces."