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Joke of the Day

"I ate some Girl Scout Cookies that were way past their expiration date... ...and ended up with a nasty bout of samoanella."

"So, they recently discovered a recording of Michael Jackson covering Bob Marley It was titled ""One Glove"""

"Thought of this joke a few years ago and thought id share it with you beautiful people Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball? Because they always throw up"

"""Sexting"" is the sending of sexually explicit text and picture messages. It is not, apparently, an appropriate way to submit a resume."

"A man sends 10 puns to a pun contest in hopes that at least one of them would be selected as the winning entry No pun in ten did."

"cant take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge.... you are coming to my room"

"The great Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with over 20,000 women For Chuck Norris, that's a Tuesday."

"Did you hear about the robot that was angrier than half of the other robots? It was in mean median mode."

"Never trust an atom... They make up everything!"

"[Knee-slappin, terrible OC] Why was the nun named ""NPN""? She was a trans-sister! *** I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke"