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Joke of the Day
"cant take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge.... you are coming to my room"
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"How do you make holy water? You just take normal water and boil the hell out of it."
"If you tell a joke in the forest but nobody laughs was it a joke?"
"I told my wife I wanted her to spread my ashes for traction when the back porch gets icy That way she can put me to work and step on me one last time."
"My wife asked me what super hero I would be at the party.. I told her a giant dick that comes to the rescue"
"If a man stands alone in a forest... If a man stands alone in a forest, with no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?"
"Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn? He couldn't trust his hose."
"Blowjobs did not live up to my expectations. They suck."
"Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous You're practically begging for typos."
"""When I was a kid I asked my mum what a couple was and she said: 'Oh, two or three'. She wonders why her marriage didn't work."