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Joke of the Day

"Thought of this joke a few years ago and thought id share it with you beautiful people Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball? Because they always throw up"

"What does a woman trucker and a hockey team have in common? They both shower after 3 periods!"

"What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help? Bro sure!"

"Guys are always 'just kidding' unless you say yes"

"Pot bellied pigs are gateway pigs to cocaine bellied pigs."

"My gay friend got stoned today. I told him Saudi Arabia was not a good honeymoon destination but he didn't listen."

"another one What is Khaleds fav number? 11 because it has another 1"

"why is a divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."

"God lets you know where you stand with him by how tangled your headphones get."

"fur coat daughter tells mom who wears a fur coat daughter: did you know that your fur coat is a result of suffering of an animal? mom: you shouldn't talk about your dad that way"