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Joke of the Day

"Never trust an atom... They make up everything!"

"Why does all the corn in Iowa lean West? Because Nebraska sucks!"

"""I hate you but I love you. I miss you but you make me sick. You're wonderful but get away from me"" -My love letter to carbs"

"what is american soup made from? laughing stock"

"What does the word 'gay' mean? asked a son to his father. ""It means 'happy,'"" replied the father. ""Oh,"" contested the son, ""so are you gay, then?"" ""No, son, I have a wife."""

"I like to get up early on Sundays, have my coffee, watch the sunrise, and pretend everyone else died of polio."

"How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!"

"What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak."

"It's a do or dive for Robben as Netherlands play Argentina in the semifinals."

"What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink? A pink carnation."