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Joke of the Day

"main difference between /news/ mods and north korea? one side executes people for no reasons and puts people in detentions camps, the other one is a country."

"I don't give out fake number anymore. I just tell them to find me on facebook."

"Everyone wants a white Christmas... but all Christmases matter!!!"

"Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated? Because he thought people were taking him for granite."

"Watched a documentary about retina surgery the other day.. It was eye-opening."

"Have you heard about the Rwandan massacre? They don't know Hutu blame."

"I've just burned the Koran... ...to CD if anyone wants a copy."

"Two lorry's crashed into each other, one containing terrapins the other containing tortoises... It was a turtle disaster."

"I just got arrested for playing chess in the middle of the road It's because I'm black, isn't it."

"I recently joined the Klu Klux Klan I'm not racist, I just want to know the secret of how they keep their white sheets so fucking white!"