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Joke of the Day
"Marijuana doesn't kill your brain cells. You're just an idiot."
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"It's easier to compliment a woman when you're traveling with a toddler. ""Son, say hi to the beautiful lady with the piercing green eyes."""
"And then God said, ""Let the women have feelings. A lot of feelings. Like, all of the feelings."""
"Laughter is the best medicine........unless you have Morphine. Then Morphine is the best medicine."
"""Hello, barman? Give me another drink!"" I yelled. He said, ""I think you've had enough, sir."" ""What makes you say that?"" I laughed. He said, ""I'm a taxi driver."""
"Have you ever gone camping with Crohn's disease? Shits in tents."
"Putting Your exam results on the window of your car So you can park in disabled spots."
"How do you teach a Jew to pay attention? You send him to a concentration camp."
"I raised the alarm at work today. The midgets were all furious."
"Did you hear about Brussels? Looks like we'll be short on sprouts this year..."