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Joke of the Day

"I had a beautiful pearl of wisdom to tweet but I dropped it on the ground and one of my dogs ate it. I should have it back in 12 hours or so"

"A Man has a strange disorder. Whenever he gets worked up, he sweats coffee. He really can pore the coffee."

"An actual quote by President George Bush ""The problem with the french is that they don't have a word for entrepreneurs"""

"Dr Steve Brule on Jokes Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Your friend"" ""But I don't have any friends"". That's a comedy joke by Dringus and Djrumgo Comedy team."

"Me: I'm super funny. I mean, how could 13K people be wrong? Husband: There were WAY more people in the Nazi party. Me:................."

"piss me off and I'll put you on my kid's school fundraiser mailing lists"

"What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather."

"Q: How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job? A: With relish."

"Please take your b itching about the weather to Twitter. None of us here goes outside anyway."

"I heard you were in to fitness... well ima be fitness dick in your mouth in a second"