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Joke of the Day
"Why is the British weather like Islam? Because it's either Sunni or Shi'ite"
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"Babies are like Polaroid pictures. They develop quicker when you shake them."
"We're adults. It's bad enough we selfie. Don't make it worse with the surprise face selfie"
"Can't quit smoking? Wear mittens all the time."
"Where do dads keep their jokes? In their dadabase."
"Time is money. Money talks. So time talks. But talk is cheap. So time is cheap. But time is money. So money is cheap. Which it's not."
"I like my women how I like my buscuits Covered in semen."
"What confuses a gay person Seven"
"How did the New Orlean Pelicans get their name? They should've gone with the Hurricanes."
"[gets pulled over for speeding] Where's the fire ma'am? *grips lighter* ""I'm not sure yet"""