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Joke of the Day

"Haters are like crickets You can't see them but you can hear them, and when you walk by them they are quiet."

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"my doctor told me to watch my drinking and so i bought some mirrors"
"*Buys world map* *Pins map to wall* *Promises to visit wherever dart lands* *Throws dart at fridge*"
"So I fired my sit-down body guard today... Because he would not stand up for me"
"Weird Joke Q: Why did Godcreate man before woman?A: He needed a rough draft before he made a final copy."
"If Oprah took over Favstar, everyone would get a trophy."
"Start a mathematical hip-hop duo called ""E"" Because E equals MC^2"
"(NSWF) Whats funner than a dead baby A dead baby wearing a clown outfit"
"Did you hear about the 2 men who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months."