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"Where do the stinky penguins live? Antfartica"
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"What do you call the student with the best overall average in a graduating class at an all girl's school? vulvavictorian"
"A mayfly walks into a bar. The bartender asks: ""Why don't you fly?"" The mayfly responds: ""Because it's not May, you fucking idiot"""
"Empire Strikes Back is still my favorite StarWars episode. One could say it is a perfect 5/7."
"The most scientific pet? The lab."
"My grandpa died in Auschwitz He fell down from the watchtower."
"What's the same about George Washington, and a tranny? They both chopped down their own cherry trees."
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One WALKS on the MOON, and the other fucks little children."
"How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries? He stepped down."
"What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !"