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Joke of the Day
"The most scientific pet? The lab."
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"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph not essay"
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"What do we want? A CURE FOR TOURETTES! When do we want it? CUNT!"
"A baby seal walks into a bar... Bartender asks ""What'll it be kid?"" Seal plops a five on the counter and says ""Anything but a Canadian Club."""
"Where should you go if you lost a corner? To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs."
"Enter password: ""ScoobyDoo"" sorry password must contain a special character ScoobydooFeaturingBatman"