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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One WALKS on the MOON, and the other fucks little children."

"You don't know humility until your Ouija board gets snippy with you."

"Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite? Allahu Snackbar!"

"I don't know why everyone dislikes catholics... They are putting so much into the youth."

"Executioner : Due to the power-cut we'll be using the acoustic chair."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ? Anita you like I need a hole in the head !"

"Mayweather goes 48-0 49-0 if you count his wife"

"Have you guys heard about the new internet milk? It's for cereal."

"I'm starting a tent business. My first sales event will be called the ""Tent Offensive"""

"everybody gets their 15 minutes of fame - so here's my first original joke! why is it impossible to surprise a snowman? .. he has ice in the back of his head"