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Joke of the Day
"My grandpa died in Auschwitz He fell down from the watchtower."
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"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you probably never heard of it."
"Hillary Clinton is like an art history major, old and useless."
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"""For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.."" - Newton's Law ""Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad."" - Cole's Law"
"Gimmie a topic and I'll make a joke. Go."
"Lobotomies Do they smart?"
"The neighbours dog has jumped up into my garden so much that he's totally destroyed the fence. Figured here's the best place to get it fixed as everyone is a certified reposter."
"What's 10 inches long and white? Nothing."