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Joke of the Day

"*At a clothing store* Worker: Do you need any help sir? Me: *Mixes ""No, I'm good"" & ""No, I'm just looking""* Me:""No, I'm just good looking"""

"What's the difference between art and junk? A plaque."

"What did Republican Jesus say to the masses? We can't feed all these people! That would only create dependence."

"What do you call a Jamaican Proctologist? Pokemon"

"What's the best kind of grass? Emo grass; the grass that cuts itself."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ? Castro bread upon the waters !"

"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married? Fiancee"

"It's amazing the things you'll do for a person when you want to see them naked."

"I told my sister a joke about the belts. I didn't know if it would hold up"

"This club sucks & tell the DJ to lighten up on the Enigma. SON, YOU PASSED OUT. THIS IS A CATHEDRAL"