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Joke of the Day

"This club sucks & tell the DJ to lighten up on the Enigma. SON, YOU PASSED OUT. THIS IS A CATHEDRAL"

"Your Mom's so stupid... That when the teacher asked her to do an essay, she fucked a mexican."

"[in bed] ""No, I'm serious Amy. If this were a buddy cop movie would you try to avenge my murder even after the Chief took your gun & badge?"""

"What did the horse say to the other horse? Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!"

"Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so my mum says so and you say so !"

"Why do I watch the Cosby show? I enjoy dark humour. Yes, this was both a rapist and racial joke."

"Kim Kardashian getting 6 million dollars stolen is a lot like if I got the condom that's been in my wallet since I was 12 stolen... Am I gonna miss it? Yeah. Was I gonna use it? No."

"You know why I want to call you Yoda? Because yoda best thing I've seen all day"

"Father: Son at your age Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad at your age he had become the Prime Minister of England."

"If you're religious you dont get to pick & choose ""You shall not make for yourself an idol"" That Disney sticker means you're going to hell"