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Joke of the Day
"What's the best kind of grass? Emo grass; the grass that cuts itself."
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"Why does the Catholic Church have so much money? Because Jesus saves."
"What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him? He mooved"
"Did you hear about the dispensary that was selling suppositories? It turns out they were just blowing smoke up everyone's ass."
"If I learned anything from Aladdin it was that if u just keep lying to a girl eventually u will get to marry her and live at her dad's house"
"What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink? a milkshake"
"""Be cool, be cool, be cool"" ~me before I'm about to not be cool."
"[doctor's] INVISIBLE MAN: Am I cured doc? DR: Your tests are all clear IM: Is that good? DR: [talking to wrong empty chair] I'm not sure"
"Just donated blood. I hope whoever gets it likes wine."
"Little Johnny Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4."