199815

Joke of the Day

"What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K? Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ..."

"Don't tell a Klepto this... ...they take everything literally."

"What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies? My erection."

"My favorite thing about camping is when I stay home & don't."

"There was a birthday party at the homeless shelter It also had a poor punch line."

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered together before God & these witnesses to observe the following: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19 -Prime Minister"

"I like my women like a surgeon likes his patients Drugged and Unconscious"

"What do you call a boat that gives fresh breath? A Shipmint!"

"Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? On the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"Customer: ""How do I print my voicemail?"""