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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jamaican Proctologist? Pokemon"
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"Sex with a homeless guy is right up your alley"
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"They said to get in touch with my feminine side. So I did, and my next paycheck was 22% less."
"I don't care how old you are, the only safe way to guarantee the monster under the bed doesn't grab you is to use the run and jump method."
"Had to be a woman that coined the phrase ""severance package."" No guy is putting those two words so close to each other."
"Girl 1: ""Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"" Girl 2: ""Sure. The more the scarier!"""
"How does Donald Trump adopt pets? He just grabs the first pussy he sees."
"I'm against picketing. I'm just not sure how to show it..."
"If you've been married less than a year, stop with all the love and marriage quotes. S hit will eventually hit the fan..."