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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Scottish lady that wears nothing but a tie? Hentai."
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"What comes first? The Chicken or the Cart!"
"My daughter can be so cruel... Her: Hey dad, what is the difference between broccoli and boogers? Me: I don't know, what? Her (pointing at me): YOU, don't eat your broccoli!"
"What kind of pants does Mario wear to work? Denim denim denim ;p"
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"How did the OBGYN win the election? He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign."
"What does a goose do What can a goose do, that a duck can't, and that your lawyer should ? Stick his bill up his ass."
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"What's the worst thing about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven"