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Joke of the Day

"Always marginalised and discriminated against in favour of their blue counterparts, it's about time we started treating them with the respect they deserve. Black Levi's Matter."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...bought for far less money than it would have cost to buy it locally."

"Q: When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other? A: There are more ducks on that side."

"What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose, i will sit in the corner now."

"I hear my local school wants to introduce massage classes to help combat stress but there's been a lot of opposition from parents' groups. Apparently, it's a very touchy subject."

"Best way to lose weight. Wait until you are full and stop eating."

"What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !"

"Women are like Wi-Fi. They're everywhere and no one will tell me the password"

"Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said ""I don't know about you but I can smell carrots!"""

"I make a mean cup of coffee. This one just told me I'll never find love."