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Joke of the Day
"""Honey why are there broken condoms on our sofa?"" ""Shhhhh, our kids'll hear you"""
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"Don't ever buy your shoes from your drug dealer. I think he laced mine with something, I've been tripping all day"
"What did the watch say when the necklace, earrings, purse and ring killed the shoes? I won't be an accessory to this."
"Spider dick Today I read that spiders like dark, damp, untouched places. Today I realized my dick is a spider."
"""Mrs. Doubtfire"" is my favorite movie about a messy custody battle that gives way to horribly illegal and creepy transgendered stalking."
"What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios? Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!"
"Wishy-washy sounds like someone that's optimistically clean."
"I can't believe it. I saw on the news where a midget got pick pocketed in broad daylight...how could anyone stoop so low?"
"There's 2 statues in a dark room, what did one statue say to the other statue? Is statue?"
"My girlfriend told me that I never think for myself. How should I respond? Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD"