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Joke of the Day

"Wishy-washy sounds like someone that's optimistically clean."

"UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS."

"New Rule Prizefighters are now allowed to bring a loaded gun to a fist fight."

"What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard? His garden hoes."

"In-laws are like hemorrhoids... .... When they come down and go back up it's ok, but when they stay down that's when it's a pain in the ass..."

"A fly gets hit by a truck. what is the last thing to go through it's head? It's arse"

"I'm not racist I don't even separate my laundry"

"A girl on Facebook says it's officially too cold to go outside. Thank you for your official confirmation, Madison, I will remain indoors."

"What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?... ...Elizabeth."

"If 2016 had a twitter account it should have one of those ""If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"" bios Because 2016 is a crazy bitch"