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Joke of the Day

"Spider dick Today I read that spiders like dark, damp, untouched places. Today I realized my dick is a spider."

"What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!"

"Haters gonna hate... Masters gonna bate."

"Superman graffitis a wall: ""Batman is a moron"" Batman writes under that, ""Superman is Clark Kent""."

"No Microsoft, I don't want to Send an Error Report. Snitches get stitches."

"Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges? He was caught doing lines of math!"

"Does shaking the vending machine count as working out?"

"Every kiss begins with K but so does every kidnapping. That's how words work people."

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? Only one makes it back from camp."

"like my grandfather did, i want to die peacefully in my sleep... ...not screaming and yelling like his passengers"