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Joke of the Day
"There's 2 statues in a dark room, what did one statue say to the other statue? Is statue?"
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"What airline allows you to pee in cruise? Wizz Air"
"My wife said I was average. I said she was mean."
"We get it. If your candidate doesn't win in November, you're moving to the whitest English speaking country you can drive to."
"Why don't baseball players get much action? Because they have foul balls."
"""Madame, I will have your finest package of gum, and money is no object."" how I impressed the hot cashier at the gas station just now"
"Miracles do happen even on Facebook and Twitter. Come Sunday and suddenly everyone becomes a preacher."
"Whoever said that collectively women are the fair sex obviously didn't understand the meaning of fair, or women, or maybe even sex..."
"Imagine a sister store to Cold Stone Creamery where you can buy a bucket of mashed potatoes with ""mix-ins."" Hot Mash Potatery"
"Been rubbing this thing on my carpet for 2 hours and still nothing. How the hell do you recharge a smart car?"