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Joke of the Day
"Why was oedipus against profanity Because he kisses his mother with that mouth"
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"Walking around naked is a great motivator to get back to the gym"
"So there's a flash flood warning in my area. I didn't know floods could be exhibitionist. *^I'm ^so ^sorry*"
"[Batman at McDonald's] What's your chicken sandwich called? -A McChicken And the rib? -A McRib [pulls out his batwallet] I like your style."
"Why are rubber tires black? So the police know what to shoot at during a chase"
"In the movie 'The Hunt for Red October' ... the entire story is the sub-plot."
"best joke ever! The Dallas Cowboys."
"He pasta way? Here today, gone tomato. You cannoli do so much before thyme is up. Never sausage a tragedy. Olive my thoughts are with you."
"Once you have to start paying a babysitter every time you go out, you realize most friendships aren't worth it."
"How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt? You jump from the 1st one."