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Joke of the Day

"Once you have to start paying a babysitter every time you go out, you realize most friendships aren't worth it."

"What do you call an airplane that flies backwards? a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha"

"When I was a kid, we had our own personal chef Chef Boyardee"

"How do you climb a triangle? By scalene it"

"What do you call the crucified baby Jesus? Baby on board."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Is fucking intense..."

"if a plumber's career can go down the drain... And a fireman's job can go up in smoke, can a hooker get laid off?"

"What do you call a pompous Hobbit? Bilbo Braggins"

"How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room? He will tell you."

"My God: dead. My world: disenchanted. My invitation on LinkedIn: declined."